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Messed-Up Bible Stories 8 Messed-Up Bible Stories 8

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awesome, hilarious work yet again! You never fail to impress me with these little stories, with great voice acting and animation - it is perfect. Just goes to show you have to take the Old Testament's major stories with a grain of salt.

Are you going to go through the New testament as well? That one would be a little harder to poke fun at.

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Messed-Up Bible Stories 5 Messed-Up Bible Stories 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

As a Catholic...

All I can say is I love it! Obviously these stories were written for another time and people, and all of the story flaws can create some pretty hilarious jokes. Great work!

PS if anyone is offended by this, please do the world a favor and punch yourself in the face.

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The Drunken Spartan The Drunken Spartan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My eyes have never seen anything this amazing...


It's sinply the best 'Sparta' thing I've ever seen. 1000000000/10

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Tree Clock Beats Puppies Tree Clock Beats Puppies

Rated 5 / 5 stars

5 Stars...

Just for that beastly credits song.

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War, Snow and Fire War, Snow and Fire

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Everything in this movie was awesome, from the story to the brilliant artwork as well as the well-themed music. I also like the characteristics of the characters, like the girl's love for the dragon and her father's obsession with war.

Great Job!!! 5/5 10/10!

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The Ballad of CrippleKane The Ballad of CrippleKane

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome Sphgetti-Western-like flick...

Great 70's-ish animation, some classy tunes, and a some badass characters make this an instant Newgrounds classic!

Great Job!

5/5 10/10

Just Epic man, really.

Make Snacks not War Make Snacks not War

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I heard there are marketing openings at Doritos...

You might want to join. This amatuer flick is 50 times better than the crap the show on LIVE TV.

But very cute and clever, the same. Made me chuckle!


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The Flash Button The Flash Button

Rated 2 / 5 stars


The voicing felt off, there appeared to be no constructive plot, and the finger was frankly boring. The NarWHALE definetly helped your score, as it was a funny and random idea that made me chuckle a bit. Your stroke is okay, but defininitly nothing special.

I would recommend recording your voice first, because then you can work with it and take the excerpts that work best with your animation. As for the plot, it doesn't HAVE to be some big extravagenza, but at least not make it so plodding and slow. Also, make sure your characters are interesting and have desirable relations. A crying finger, I'm sorry, just doesn't really get the job done. (But a button with SWAG and a NarWHALE being a NarWHALE can.) As for your stroke, all I can say is...PRACTICE! PRACTICE!! PRACTICE!!!! You may not improve, but it will AT LEAST make things easier on you for next time.

You have potential, but, unfortunately, your movie does not. 4/10.

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Altered Reality Altered Reality

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Collab? Me thinks more of a collage...

...As in it was very well-put together, or, at least, more so than your typical collab.

Even though I'm sure folks have said this beforehand, I think that was an awesome collab. It moved swiftly, but not too much. It featured all sort of different art styles and ideas, but stayed connected to the main theme through and through. It was Action-Packed, Well-themed, expressive, explosive...Any faults?

Well, I personally disliked the main theme song's part were the semi-lyrics were said. It was IMO a little suggesting, and that I don't like.

Other than that it was Really Good! Two thumbs up! Take a bow for splendid artwork, design, and delegation!

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The Ignored Monster The Ignored Monster

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


And to think I thought I had forgotten my childhood...

Aww, now that was very cute. It indeed brought a smile to my face at the happy ending. But what I really liked was the child-like simplicity of it all. I mean, this monster is not very startling to begin with, but, in an almost odd sort of way, we fall in love with him, loving his sad state which is caused by his inability to scare the least of anybody. In the end the simplest, most basic, and most primitive moral of all is made, which brings joy to our minds, as the monster's odd predicament is solved.

In addition to that, what REALLY made it feel child-like (And trust me I mean that in a GOOD way) were both the cranyons (and their simplestic drawings - oh, the nostalgia of it all!) and the beautiful, toy-like music.

In the end, this is a great work of art, composed by an aurthur who he himself brings us back to a place where we all have been - childhood.

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RAWRoutLOWD responds:

Wow, that was wonderfully well put. Thank you, I really appreciate your understanding of my piece.